Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Best wishes for Indian Cricket team from Yogesh

,,

Ab ye raftaar thamne naa paaye,

 

hamara vishwaas hilne naa paaye…..

 

Jaao chura lo in chand sitaron ko,

 

ki ye hasseen shaam dhalne na paaye

 

Best wishes to Indian Cricket team on winning the 20-20 World Cup and facing Australia in current cricket series - Yogesh Khatri

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Software Engineer

अपने प्रोजेक्ट के बोझ तले दबा जा रहा है
वो देखो एक software इंजीनियर जा रहा है
जिन्दगी से हारा हुआ, पर bugs से हार नही मानता

अपने application की एक एक line रटी हुई है
पर आज कौन से रंग के मोज़े पहने है
ये नही जानता
दिन पर दिन एक्सेल फ़ाइल बनत जा रह है
वो देखो एक software इंजीनियर जा रहा है

दस हज़ार line के कोड मे error ढूँढ लेते हैं लेकिन
मजबूर दोस्त की आंखों की नमी दिखायी नही देती
PC पर हज़ार windows खुली है
पर दिल की खिड़की पर कोई दस्तक सुनायी नही देती
saturday-sunday नहाता नही
week days को नहा रहा है
वो देखो एक software इंजीनियर जा रहा है

Coding करते करते पता ही नही चला
bugs की priority कब माँ-बाप से high हो गयी
किताबों मैं गुलाब रखने वाला
सिगरेट के धुंए मे खो गया
दिल की ज़मीन से अरमानों की विदाई हो गयी
वीकएंड पर दारू पीकर जो जश्न मन रहा है
वो देखो एक software इंजीनियर जा रहा है

maze लेने हो इसके तो pooch लो
salary increament की party कब दे रहे हो
hansi udana हो तो pooch लो
"Onsite" कब जा रहे हो?
वो देखो onsite से laute teammate की chocolates kha रहा है
वो देखो एक software इंजीनियर जा रहा है

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Thanks a lot to the unknown writer who has written this poem



Friday, June 8, 2007

Khushabuuon ki gali

खुशबूओं की गली, फूलों का शहर
उसमे हो अपना, एक छोटा सा एक घर
जहाँ सितारों की रोज बरसात हो
बात हो बस प्यार की बात हो!!

To read this poem, visit the link http://www.yogeshkhatri.com/MyPoem_KhusbuonKiGali.htm.

Monday, May 7, 2007

My Journey With Poems

Here in this post I am going to blog about my journey with poems. From today onwards, I'd like to post poems of mine and others as well, on this blog.

In summer vacations of my school days, I wanted to write one book and get it published, so I wrote collected materials and few my own creations into one notebook, covered it with hand made painting of mine and felt proud. Later, I went to Kota for Pre-Engineering preparations and same year there was earth quake in Gujrat on 26th January. And to express my feelings about this unfortunate event, I wrote "Maa Kaa Aanchal Veeran Hua Kyon?". This was the time, where my actual journey started as Poet. Then I kept writing poems which includes "Bhaarat Maa ki Shaan", "Kaashmeer mera kyon sulag raha hai?", "Hindustaan", "Holi", "Man Jaaye Diwali ye waali", "Un logon ko kya, jinka kuch naa gaya hoga" [Small Poem on Gujrat Riots] and "Khushbuon ki gali".

I'd be posting few of my poems and poems from others in near future. I'd be publishing all these poems on my website "www.yogeshkhatri.com" as well. After a long time, sudden inspiration towards poetry is result of coming across another blog shayari.wordpress.com.

Wednesday, May 2, 2007

Enjoy these superb answers by kids...

These are answers, some students have written in their exams...

* A vibration is a motion that cannot make up its mind which way it
wants to go.

* The tides are a fight between the Earth and Moon. All water tends towards the moon, because there is no water in the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.


* When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire.


* Many dead animals in the past changed to fossils while others
preferred to be oil.

* Clouds are high flying fogs.

* I am not sure how clouds get formed. But the clouds know how to do it, and that is the important thing.


* Clouds just keep circling the earth around and around. And
around. There is not much else to do.

* Cyanide is so poisonous that one drop of it on a dogs tongue will kill the strongest man.

* Thunder is a rich source of loudness.


* "Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water."

* "H20 is hot water, and CO2 is cold water."


* "Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes, and caterpillars."


* "Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire."

* "The body consists of three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abominable cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowels, of which there are five - a, e,i, o and u."


* "The alimentary canal is located in the northern part of Indiana ."


* "Equator: A managerie lion running around the Earth through Africa .."


* "Germinate: To become a naturalized German."


* "To keep milk from turning sour: keep it in the cow."

Sunday, April 22, 2007

Joke: C++ Classes!!!!!!!!

class Indian_husband_wife_software_professional
{
double income;
short temper;
long time_no_see;
float new_software_company;
void lov
};

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